If this image were you, you'd be home now.







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1. Apemonkey. The time: the distant future. The place: planet Earth.

2. Tiles. One hundred and one buttons.

3. Lonely God. A brand of chips? A vitriolic tirade against monotheism? A Valentine's Day card from The Almighty?

4. UFO. O fun? A wonder is sired now: an UFO.

5. Being Silly. Featuring the smell of a Kindergarten classroom.

6. Puppet. Keep hands and arms inside the puppet at all times.

7. The bees. Everyone else is sick of them. Why aren't you?

8. Pancakes. If The Three Stooges were alive today, they would probably go for some pancakes.

9. Wallpaper. Now it's your turn to wear the leather pants.

10. Stars. Somebody stop him. He pet the goat; now he's licking his hands.

    Enjoy,
    -the Mgmt.



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